Ratchet Friday: Coping with the side chick, the NBA playoffs.

The month is May and your boyfriend is paying you less attention,  your female intuition tells you he has interest in others and no longer wants you... No, this is not a Cuffing Season post. Madame,  it's the NBA playoffs. In today's post, I will give you the top 5 ways to cope with your boyfriend giving all his attention to basketball.

The answer to your worries is really simple and you have all the control. Chose to do one of two things to come out of this situation a happy and healthy girlfriend. The first option is; fully embrace the sport, be apart of what your man enjoys. The second choice is; completely ignore it and do your own thing; find something that interests you.



Let's Begin

1) Learn The Game

Sports is a great bonding mechanism,  learning the sport will bring you closer to your man because you will have something to connect with him about. Being able to have a small educated sports opinion will win you "cool points" and instead of him ignoring you, you can spend the time with him watching the game together.

2) Practice Your Cooking

Every real man wants a woman that can cook, next time hubby wants to go to Applebees to watch the game, offer to make wings, burgers, fries, 6 pack of Corona, etc. Serve your man your excellent bar food, in the long run you are saving money plus you get some time with your man.

3) Sex Gawdess

Ok , this one depends if your man's team is in the playoffs. If his team is playing there is a 78.4% chance this will not work. Basically,  be that nasty little hoe from the booty talk videos that he never bothered to clear in his web page history.  During commercial break, whip a titty out and well you know what to do from there... halftime should be a quickie. If his team is playing and losing just save it cause Viagra won't even get him in the mood.

4) Get A Hobby

Read a book, gossip with your friends, get pregnant, watch the paint dry, who cares find a way to do something constructive in your free time. Balance your check book, perform open heart surgery, just do something that won't interrupt his sports and occupies your time, so that you don't notice he is not giving you attention.

5) Get A Side Dude

This is the best time to get closer with work husband, we too busy watching James Harden shoot step backs in Klay Thompson face to worry who you texting. Go live out your hoeing for the year. It's the best time to get away with it. Sorry to say fellas, this is primetime for your woman to "suck d!#$ on accident" (NSFW).


Endito



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