Friday, April 24, 2015

Ratchet Friday : Top 5 ways to Break Up

                         
                            Happy Ratchet Friday

With the ending of April,  uncuffing season is in full bloom and some of you free spirits are feeling a tingling sensation that's telling you, i need to spread my wings and fly. Well today we are going to list the top 5 ways to get out of your relationship. 





5) Tell the Truth
     One way you can handle it just say you had a great time, but; you just are not into the relationship any longer and would like to exit the the bond that was created during the cold and often lonely winter months. This is honorable, more than likely you will be on this person's shit list for life.


4)  Bad Behavior
     If you don't want to be the "bad guy/girl" by speaking what is on your mind, you can try another technique which is more passive. Begin the reverse treatment.  Do all the things your partner doesn't like, especially the pet peeves and this will come to a conclusion very quickly. Start with a decline in sex, both in occurrences and performance. Make the quality time annoying and unbearable, your partner should rather be alone than want to be in your company. Take everything for granted, lack of appreciation will be one of the greatest killers of the relationship.


3)) Focus on Self
     Another way to avoid being bad guy/girl, just give an excuse that you need to focus on your life and career and the time spent with this person is not allowing you to focus on the important things in life. People usually fall for this one, try it.


2)) It's Not You,  It's Me
     This is a classic,  it's basically telling the person they are too good for you (lol). This is especially effective with people with big egos.  You feed their ego, all the while; you are getting what you want a : smooth and clean break up with out the partner wanting to lash out at you.


1) Get Caught Cheating
     This is a full proof way to get out. One thing though, do not let the person forgive you.  Some people are so soft they would want to take you back. If they do that, revert to #2 and get out of there. Run for your life.  Never get back with someone you cheated on. They are plotting revenge.

*Kobe voice * You're Welcome



Break up in peace,
Endito


Thanks for reading, have a Ratchet Friday.
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3 comments:

  1. I don't condone the cheating part FYI

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  2. I'm just exploring the options

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  3. this is diabolical! hahaha. Adding these all to the playbook.

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