Levels
Finally a ratchet topic. Many people ask me to explain my theories for the roles of people in our society. I have recently made a list of sexually active people within the urban culture. When I use the word "hoe"; understand that I am speaking of sexually active people. If you are a virgin in all holes and grips please just click on another article. Also , don't take offense this is based on life experiences that I have had or people I know have had, have a sense of humor. Lets discuss my list of Modern day hoes.
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First off, the word hoe doesn't discriminate, you can fit the description whether race, gender, creed or sexual preference. If you are not a virgin, you are a hoe (Don't debate me). Don't get it twisted, there are depths of promiscuity that each individual has reached. Within this post we will take a look at the different ranks of the modern day hoes.
Let's take a look into the different categories of a Hoe:
Hoe in training
Casual
Reformed
Fancy
Relationship
Foreverybody
Evaluation:
Hoe in training
Everyone has been a hoe in training, hoes in training begin with a bad experience in their love life. These people are scorned due to them putting forth so much effort into a relationship and unfortunately , the relationship did not work due to the faults of the person he/she was in love with (Seems familiar, right?). These people then begin to formulate ways to protect their heart from future pain. This mind frame usually leads to the ranks of hoedom described in this blog.
Casual
These are the ones with a phobia or anxiety disorder towards STDs, promiscuity, pregnacy, etc. Their focus is all the negative that can happen from taking part in sexual activity. They are the most common hoe, they put up a front that sex is not important while they date to find the ideal person to sleep with. These people are the ones that have memeberships to adult toy shops and pay for online porn. They are afraid to be themselves cause society dictates what a decent male or female should be in their personal life.These people can be found anywhere, they are the ones that act prudish, their socialization is mostly based on filling their emotional and mental voids because the person they are sleeping with is only good at the physical satisfaction.
Reformed
These are the most annoying, they have a reputatation of getting nasty but all of a sudden want to be the most sexually conscious person in the world, they feel the miles on their car don't matter and they should be sold at the value of a new vehicle . FOH
A lot of these hoes found religion, a STD and/or a child and consciousness followed along. More than likely they are the celibate or "born again virgins" that are looking for the right one. They want you to get attached so that they can drop a Funk Master Flex type bomb on you, in hopes you can look past their blemishes. Watch out for these hoes they are dangerous
Fancy
Keep in mind that success and wealth are subjective. This is the he got money hoe, the fake it til you make it hoe, the person that tries to put themselves in a wealthier class in hopes of coming up in life. They commonly say things like " Jody can't do anything for me he broke " or " Shorty is weak she wearing Coach " basically someone with great ambition but weak work ethic, they bring chitterlings to the table but expect to eat Lobster.
It is important that you bring to the table what you expect the other party to want in a partner. These people look for sugar mommas/daddies. Their sexual motivation of all the hoe types; is associated to prostitution. It's a fee for service type of relationship, glamorized prostitutes do exist and they are fancy. These people can be found anywhere mixy, they are usually trying to be seen by those who appear to have money. Shouldn't be that hard to find them.
Relationship
Hmmm, what can I say, you have only had sex with people you were in a relationship with, thats admirably
even tho you been in 47 of them, hoe
Foreverybodies
My favorite hoes: The ego of a foreverybody makes one believe he/she is Ash Ketchum, they believe they are Pokemon masters that can catch and tame anybody they want, I have to admit I can admire that confidence. These hoes have sex for sport, the body count is the stats and they want the trophy for MVH (Most Valuable Hoe). They are usually open to the taboo nature of sex and have an uncommitted heart. These people are usually single and, if not; are cheaters in relationships.Simply put; monogamy is a word that doesn't exist in their lifestyle. You can find these hoes everywhere, they are usually the type most people are attracted to.
One very important factor within all of this is: a person can be in more than one of these categories at one time . You take a long look at the list and give yourself an evaluation of where you fall in the hoe ranks at different stages of your life. Remember, don't take it personal, we are all together in this quest of figuring out life and self.
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