Ratchet Friday: Top 5 ways Love will F@#k you over

Author : @Abruptndemandin

Top 5 ways love will screw you over,  such a wonderful feeling can end up leaving you in shambles both emotionally and physically.

Ratchet Friday: Splitting the Bill: Circle of friends edition

Happy Ratchet Friday,

Last week we discussed, splitting the bill with a large group. Today we will take a look into how to properly split a bill between a smaller, but, closer circle of friends.

Ratchet Friday : Top 5 ways to Break Up

                         
                            Happy Ratchet Friday

With the ending of April,  uncuffing season is in full bloom and some of you free spirits are feeling a tingling sensation that's telling you, i need to spread my wings and fly. Well today we are going to list the top 5 ways to get out of your relationship. 

Ratchet Friday : Break Up Etiquette

Break Up Etiquette

@TheLaurenway 

Two things I will never deny is my crazy and my petty. Since I have these “conditions” I have never had an easy breakup. I hear these stories about how people just mutually decide to end things and even are friends after. How Sway? Maybe its cause I am petty as fuck but I do not want to be your friend after we break up. I don’t even honestly wish you well.  If I ever said “Have a great life” I don’t mean that shit but I am pretty sure that my fights never just ended with that statement anyway. Since I am on this mission to not be “aint shit” anymore I guess I should let go of my current break up etiquette as following:

1. Fuck You

2. Don’t contact me

3. Don’t contact my family or friends, they don’t fuck with you no more

4. Fuck You

5. Fuck You

6. Fuck You

7. Fuck You

8. Fuck You

9. Fuck You

10. Fuck You

 What changes do you suggest? 
@TheLaurenWay 




@AbruptnDemandin 
Lol sheesh you must love Big Sean

Lauren would be the horrible ex-girlfriend that you have to ignore when you see her at a social gathering.  Lauren you have to Grow Up. It's cool that you acknowledge that you are petty and crazy, because, I am the opposite.  I actually try to handle break ups as mature as possible and here are my reasons 

1) Caring 
Simple,  even though we break up doesn't mean I lost feelings for her. It's more the situation isn't right. 

2) Women are Petty 
Ever paid to get scratches removed from your car? New tires? She try to have sex with the homies after?  Talk about you on social media? End it well and avoid this.

3) Women are emotional 
They won't act logical in this situation,  women hate rejection more than men, they can't accept the fact you don't want them anymore and they will lash out or worse hold a grudge against you. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I think that's the saying. 

Etiquette when you don't want to be together anymore: 
1) Gain closure first.
2) Out of sight out of mind. Don't contact them until you have gone through the break up stages Which are: 
- Be mad.
- Be sad.
- Miss the person. 
- Say "fuck this person".
do all of this until you get to the point where you feel indifferent towards your ex.
3) Cosign: the don't contact my family. 
4) Stay away from my social spots.
5) Don't be messy. 


*This doesn't work if y'all are apart of the same group of friends,  y'all are stuck with each other forever.  Just embrace it.

Thanks for reading, have a happy and healthy Ratchet Friday. 
To contact us: 
Email: Ratchetsophistication.com
Twitter: 
Endi: @AbruptnDemandin 
Lauren:  @TheLaurenWay 

Ratchet Friday : Reasons to date a woman with a child

Hello,  Happy Ratchet Friday,  today we will learn 5 reasons why a man should date a woman that is single with a child. One child, not the ratchetness in the above video. Lol.

Ratchet: True Life - I Love Hoes (Part 1)

Happy Ratchet Friday!!!

If you have been following us we have given yall some thought provoking posts, the views and feedback have been amazing.  This is Ratchet Sophistication and we got to throw some ratchetness in it. Luckily I am the epitome of what a sophisticated ratchet shall encompass. If you haven't read the past Ratchet Friday posts check them out now The Modern Day Hoes and Side Piece- Pledging to the Secret Society.

Ratchet : Sidepiece - Pledging to the secret society (Part I)

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Welcome , you have accepted your role as the side piece. Someone has decided that you offer something his/her mate does not. Understand that accepting this role, you attain a lot of power. With great power comes great responsibility. Let's take a look at the pledges you need to take to be a successful side piece.